Another good reason to quit smoking

Posted: July 20, 2011 in Uncategorized

Smoking is both bad for your health, and in recent years really, really expensive in the UK (the government rapes smokers on tabbacco tax). The other night I found another reason to quit.

When out in a bar I had got a few approach invitations from an HB6 throughout the night. Towards the end of the night I finally manage to locate my balls and open her. She responds well at first, thrusting her breasts into my chest. The main problem seems to be that she’s really drunk. This is going to make talking to her hard. A couple of minutes in she scrunches  up her face, and declares, “You’ve been smoking!”. She then walks off.

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Stats since 1st July:
53 approaches
7 number closes
3 kiss closes
1 f closes

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Comments
  1. Darroux says:

    I don’t blame her. I wouldn’t snog you if you smelled like an ashtray either.

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