What type of close is this?

Posted: September 13, 2011 in Uncategorized

PUA’s have number closes, kiss closes, and f (full) closes for sex.

But what about hand jobs (or blow jobs for that matter)? I got a (couple of) hand jobs from a girl in a club the other night. This is surely better than a kiss close or a number close, whilst admittedly not being as good as an f close, and yet this doesn’t count as a close?

I have heard that some superstar PUAs pad their stats by counting any type of sexual act which involves them ejaculating as a full close. Personally I think only vaginal or anal sex counts.

Stats since 1st September:
1 number close
3 kiss closes
1 f closes

  1. KniteTakesQueen says:

    I use a baseball analogy. Numbers aren’t closing to me. Numbers are hits, and if they flake it’s a foul ball. Single is a kiss. Double is a heavy makeout. Triple is bj. Homerun is f close.

    • betatopua says:

      That probably makes sense, but since I’ve never watched baseball I’m really not sure.

      • Rusty says:

        I know some people who use a cricket analogy (might be a bit more up your street) where a single is a kiss, a four is sex, and six is something extra (anal, threesome etc).

        I agree with you by the way, sex (penetration) is what counts.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s